I’m sorry, he’s a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.
Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm
Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
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